26 March 2009

HOROrSCOPES!!!

Hororscopes or horoscopes ??? find out for yourself......
i ll give you personalised horoscopes as generated by this stupid software i picked up.....
just give it a try.....
its worth a laugh.....
here i have just posted my own horoscope and life prediction.....
just post your date of birth and birth time ....
i ll post your 100% packa(ya sure) prediction within 24 hours...........


23 comments:

  1. MY OWN Horoscope.....
    SAGITTARIUS
    KNOW YOURSELF

    As you are born in this ascendant
    sign, stars indicate that you have a good
    physique, are of an average height and
    a good looking innocent face crowned with a
    million dollar smile.

    NATURE

    Your life is always bubbling with
    activity and you are very particular
    about cleanliness. You outshine others
    in your generosity and try your best to
    always be honest.

    You are a principled person living by
    strict codes and a steady routine. You enjoy
    sports and have a good sportsmanship spirit.

    Practicality is epitomized in your case,
    and you have an understanding attitude
    towards others. You easily adjust to all
    situations in life.

    Although you are innovative, you still
    abide by old traditions and customs, as
    they are your backbone. Hence, to a great
    extent, they are also the cause of your success.

    Authenticity is your first and last
    passion in life, and hence, you take up any
    task in life and bring it to a
    satisfactory end through your
    accuracy.

    SUN

    You are advised to be careful about your
    health, especially during the change of
    seasons, as there is a possibility that
    you might fall sick.

    You are forever ravenous for power but
    at the same time you are a blunt, straight-
    forward person.

    MOON

    You are lucky in property matters, and
    will earn for yourself name, fame and
    wealth.


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    At the age of 22, you will get success
    on the educational front.

    You would much prefer to build your
    abode by the sea-side or by the river-
    side.

    You are very attached to your mother.

    MARS

    You have luck in property matters but
    you also have to be careful with your own
    property. Also be careful about your
    mother's health.

    You feel disappointed on the home front
    as you feel that you do not get the
    necessary understanding you require
    from your family and relatives.

    You may have a beauty spot on your chest
    or breast.

    At the age of 8, your brother or sister
    may suffer from some problems, either
    pertaining to health or education, etc.
    You yourself ought to be careful about
    your health, as you may suffer from a
    burning sensation in your chest which
    could either be due to gas or else could
    be heart problems.

    Having Mars in the fifth house makes you
    a Manglik, which in turn ensures that you are
    sexually more attractive and possibly
    more active than the others. Hence at
    the time of marriage, your spouse should
    also have a Manglik Dosha, or else the
    marriage shall not be satisfying. Hence,
    please do not be in a cloud, that being
    a Manglik is a bad omen.

    MERCURY

    You are advised not to get yourself
    involved in brawls or heated arguments
    of any sort with your enemies, as you
    have this constant fear of defeat
    surrounding you all the time, which could
    be fatal for you.

    Your childhood is a rough phase as far as
    your health is concerned, and you shall

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    have problems of the stomach and
    gas. Hence, you are advised to be careful
    on the health front.

    JUPITER

    The doors of luck shall open for you
    after the age of 16 years.

    "A diplomat is a someone who can tell
    you to go to hell in such a way that you
    look towards the trip." That is the kind
    of nature you have. That is, even if you cut
    your neighbour's throat, he will not
    notice your hand in it.

    You will earn a lot of fame and name,
    'cause you are very generous.

    At the age of 15, be careful of your
    father's health, not to forget your own.
    After all, the matter is in your hands.

    You shall reach the pinnacle of your
    profession at the age of 33 years.

    VENUS

    You have irregular eating habits, but
    all the same, you give top priority to
    enjoyment in life, spend maximum time
    with your friends and maximum money on
    clothes, perfumes, etc.

    There is a possibility that you might
    have an extra marital affair, because you
    seem to believe that variety adds spice
    to life.

    Well, that is your life and you have a
    right to shape it as you please.

    As you cross your boundaries of
    enjoyment and often neglect eating
    regularly, you invite trouble on your
    head as far as the health front is concerned.

    You shall be prosperous and wealthy.

    SATURN

    Success and money will come into
    your life with the entry of wisdom,
    which may be around the age of 35 or 40

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    years.

    You worry without cause,
    and your main cause of worry is
    about your family, as you are not happy
    with them. Your worries are also due to your
    financial problems.

    You are more of the reserved sort and do
    not mix easily with people.

    Your family shall go through a rough
    phase financially, when you are 12 years
    old.

    RAHU

    You are the sort who will never forget
    or forgive his/her enemies and you will
    positively get even with them.

    You will suffer from frequent headaches.

    You are the happy-go-lucky sort and
    always make it a point to keep yourself
    happy in all circumstances. You are
    talkative, smart and intelligent.

    Your mind, my friend, is always engaged in
    speculation.

    KETU

    "Box and the Lid". This is applicable in
    your case, as your spouse will be shorter
    than you.

    Equality is your's and your spouse's
    slogan, because both of you shall have equal
    health problems.

    There shall be differences between you
    and your business partners, and on
    certain topics, with your spouse.

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  2. read and enjoy the irony.......
    so just post your birthday and birth time

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  3. Could u please post the Software link ...

    Upload to the Filesharing website ....

    or mail me at sudheersaid@yahoo.com

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  4. Try to write New post with the specifications of the Software Link...

    we all waiting for the software !!!

    please mail me at sudheersaid@yahoo.com

    I have been searching for it for last 2years

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  5. Anonymous21 May, 2010

    Can you share the link of software for download.

    -pvasanthkumar@sify.com

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  6. my date of birth14/06/1991 @1510 hrs
    can u give my horroscope

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  7. Hi, I am searching for this software, could you pl send me a link to download this one.

    or send me to my email ID. rksomsole@yahoo.com

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  8. SukritiJha27 July, 2012

    I used to have it on my computer but lost it. and now i desperately want it. It would be really kind of you to post a link or send me at my email sukriti.jha14@gmail.com
    I want it for my father... he is an astrologer in the making :P

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  9. I am searching for this software, could you pl send me a link to download this one.

    or send me to my email ID: kkannanmohana@gmail.com
    or else send me de horoscope my DOB:01/12/1987
    time is 02:38pm

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  10. could you send me the software link at duaaditya96@gmail.com

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  11. it would be so kind if you could send me the application or the link for the horoscope.

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    1. my email is lina.vip.me@gmail.com

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  13. Please send me the software at deepaktri333@gmail.com.

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  14. Did any one get the software link ?

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  15. Please share the link of this software. I need it urgently. It's my humble request if anyone can share the link at ghawriyashika@gmail.com

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  16. Can you please provide me the link of this software tanishadhoot27@gmail.com

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  17. My Birth Date 27 February 2005 @ 08:12 AM in Indore. Can you mail me my horoscope.
    adiaaa01@gmail.com

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  18. Any luck with the software? Please mail it to me at sanketnaik096@gmail.com or if you have any leads
    Thanks

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